And now for some haiku. A little 5-7-5 to clear the head and loosen us up. Here we go.

Jayson Gallaway
What a bad motherfucker
Jayson Gallaway

Hell, this is easy.

Douglas Adams rocked
He wrote The Hitckhiker’s Guide
Bad motherfucker.

Let’s try another.

Hannibal Lecter
Not necessarily real
He’ll eat your liver

Holy shit…I’m awesome at this.

I like the new Pope
He thinks gay people are cool
Listens to Abba

Thanks for burritos
You really outdid yourselves
Mexico kicks ass.

Holy shit, Jesus!
You said love one another.
Nailed you to a tree.

This is so much fun.
Man, I could do this all day.
Okay, I’ll stop now.

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