Word of the Day:
adjective: sapiosexual; adjective: sapio-sexual
(of a person) finding intelligence sexually attractive or arousing.
noun: sapiosexual; plural noun: sapiosexuals; noun: sapio-sexual; plural noun: sapio-sexuals
a person who finds intelligence sexually attractive or arousing.
The ad was pretty straightforward, as far as these things went: “Attractive and sapiosexual editorial assistant needed immediately. Must enjoy late-night hot-tubbing, imbibing powerful toxins in the name of passionate experimentation, and last-minute deadlines. Loose morals and knowledge of hardcore porn a plus.”
Licking her grinning lips, she began typing a letter of extreme interest.
N.P: “Evil Ways” – Blues Saraceno
Your Word of the Day is “botryoidal.”
(chiefly of minerals) having a shape reminiscent of a cluster of grapes.
The urologist thought he’d seen it all until that fateful Thursday when he found himself unable to describe the shape of the set of odious and detestable testicles in his nitrile-gloved hands as botryoidal.
“Never saw anything like this in med school,” muttered the doctor darkly to himself.
“You got all the way through med school without seeing a set of testicles?” said the patient, whose actual name the doctor knew, but who had become known in the doctor’s mind in the last 30 seconds as Grape Nuts.
“Shut up, Grape Nuts,” said the doctor, who, upon saying it, regretted having said it aloud, as that was not his intention.
N.P.: “I’m Only Joking” – KONGOS
Word of the Day: pestiferous
harboring infection or disease.
- humorous – constituting a pest or nuisance; annoying.
The janitor had clearly grown tired of the conversation and had begun thinking more about his lunch than the outcome of this colloquy: “No…what you’re going to do is take your pestiferous ass back to that rotting hovel and leave us alone to make babies and drink deeply of the green chartreuse.” It was, it occurred to him at that moment, one of the stranger Wednesdays he’d had in a while.
N.P.: “Dangerous (feat. Joywave)” – Big Data
- awkward, embarrassing, or unsophisticated ways.
“He had hoped that she had long since gotten over various gaucheries such as smelling her Q-tips after cleaning her ears and picking at her toenails during therapy. He was, once again, disappointed.”
“He was pretty surprised when he thought her stage name was Doxy, but once he found out that that was her birth name, he knew her tornado-bait parents had doomed her to this life: she never had a chance.”
- extreme poverty; destitution.
“He had hoped that the judge or other litigants would have, if not compassion for his condition, at least an acknowledgment of the reality of his abject penury. Alas, his hopes went unrealized. ‘Fascists,’ he thought dismissively, but spent the rest of the afternoon imagining what all their heads would look like on sticks.”