Monthly Archives: October 2021

October 26, 2021

The frogs are have their requisite post-deluge Bacchanalia…the Electric Wetlands resound with the croaks and squeaks of cacophonous amphibian sex tonight.  Fuckin’ frogs.

N.P.: “American Hair Band (Slang Edit) – Tuff

October 23, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I’m happy as a pig in shit today, dear reader.  The skies over Anhedonia County are black, and large glob-drops of rain are landing with gelatinous splats on the roof of The Shed.  That would be enough to make my mood amazing.  But add to that that I am languidly snacking on warm apple cider donuts, and you may start to understand exactly the amount of joy currently filling my heart.  Add to those wonderful things that the rain is not expected to stop for the next 24 hours and you have a very happy Jayson.

N.P.: “Always On My Mind (feat. Till Lindemann)” – Emigrate

October 17, 2021

I’m all kinds of pissed off, again, dear reader, as is pretty much my baseline these days…but I have to set all that aside to take a moment to recognize that it is finally fucking fall fo real in Fecal Creek, CA, and it is lovely.  Cool temps, gentle rain, longer nights.  Fucking right, fall.

N.P.: “Nellie the Elephant” – Toy Dolls

October 11, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

What’s crackin’, attractive reader?  I’m busy as hell, but just wanted to say hey.  We should be able to spend some more quality time together soon.

N.P.: “The Chauffeur” – Leather Strip

October 5, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I don’t think it’s true for the rest of Anhedonia County, but the good people of Fecal Creek, CA drive like absolute dildos.  Mother of fuck!  These people stop for green lights!  Things like merge lanes are simply unmanageable for these cretins.  And I am learning to absolutely dread any trip that takes me through the center of town and the one inexplicable roundabout…these people go completely to pieces.  Oftentimes, they get so confused and scared and frustrated that they just slam on the brakes, shove it into Park, and walk away.  Usually only to be mowed down by one of their neighbors that actually understands how roundabouts work.

N.P.: “Hunter’s Moon” – Ghost

October 3, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

‘Sup, Reader.  I took a couple days off (inasmuch as I “take days off”).  All is well.  But there is writing to do and there are asses to kick.  Back to it tomorrow.

N.P.: “U Don’t Have To Kiss Me Like That” – Billy Idol