Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I don’t think it’s true for the rest of Anhedonia County, but the good people of Fecal Creek, CA drive like absolute dildos.  Mother of fuck!  These people stop for green lights!  Things like merge lanes are simply unmanageable for these cretins.  And I am learning to absolutely dread any trip that takes me through the center of town and the one inexplicable roundabout…these people go completely to pieces.  Oftentimes, they get so confused and scared and frustrated that they just slam on the brakes, shove it into Park, and walk away.  Usually only to be mowed down by one of their neighbors that actually understands how roundabouts work.

N.P.: “Hunter’s Moon” – Ghost