“Unseasonably warm and dry.” That’s how the weather idiots have been describing the anti-winter doldrums that we find ourselves in out here in Anhedonia County. It was 70°F in Fecal Creek this weekend. Middle of January…70 fucking °s! Not a cloud in the sky. It hasn’t rained in weeks, with no rain in the forecast. Ripped off of another winter again. We are displeased. It just depresses the shit out of me. I should look into moving to Norway.
N.P.: “Pumped Up Kicks (feat. Ralph Saenz)” – John Murphy