Hey Chief,
You said the other day that you had to choose from like a hundred something candidates and that you thought they were all batshit crazy. So did you just not vote for President?
Yers in Christ,
Doug

Hey Doug,
I wrote myself in. I always do that. Been doing that for decades. Kinda like buying a lottery ticket…who knows? This just might be the year when everyone comes to their senses and decides I’m the only person remotely qualified to lead this magnificent country the way it needs to be lead, into the 20s and beyond. I know I got 5-6 other votes, and I did exactly zero campaigning and spent no money. Not bad.

N.P.: “Emotional Rescue” – The Rolling Stones