Volvo announced Monday that beginning with their 2021 models going forward, all Volvos will have governors limiting their top speed to 112 mph.  This is fascist.  112?  Horseshit.  Not that I ever would have purchased a Volvo, but come on.  I know that Mercedes-Benz (which I very much see me purchasing) has limited its cars to 155 mph, which I’m fine with.  I’ve never driven a car 155 mph.  But I broke that 112  shit this very day.

I’ve been in a few very new cars recently that beeped annoyingly if it thought you were too close to another car.  And the goddamn sat nav openly bitches at you as soon as you violate the speed limit.  And people are buying these cars…spending rather a lot of money on them, in fact.  These cars should be available at unrealistic discounts.  I am not interested in what my fucking car thinks about my driving.  And I sure as hell don’t give a shit how fast the car maker thinks I should drive.  I actually had my mechanic disable the ABS in my present car.  “I will be doing the braking, thank you very much.”

What happened to car companies trying to build the fastest car on the market?  This world is getting more boring by the day.

N.P.: “Potions – Deliverance Mix” – Puscifer