The whole “I voted” thing with the stickers and all that strikes me as silly and childish and an example of the grotesquely misplaced priorities endemic to today’s culture. I guess it’s that by so loudly declaring that you have voted via garish stickers and social media posts, you are also declaring that this is either a rarity, a first, or some kind of actual accomplishment that you are proud of. Maybe it’s just another unavoidable empty gesture demanded by a desperate culture of inclusion that insists that everybody gets an award or at least a certificate of participation because we don’t want anybody to feel like some pathetically marginalized failure.
If you vote in every election, voting is not a big deal.
Look, you’re supposed to vote. There are innumerable things that, as an adult, you are supposed to do whether you want to or not: you’re supposed to file a tax return every year. If you’re in a certain age bracket, you’re supposed to register with the selective service. You’re supposed to pay a fee to register your car every year. You’re supposed to spend several hours at the DMV with the unwashed masses to renew your driver’s license. You’re supposed to show up when summoned for jury duty. And you’re supposed to vote in every election. You’re not supposed to want to do any of these things. And you don’t have to do any of them, but bad things happen if you don’t. They are each just another droll civic hassle that’s part of adult life. Every one of them is a pain in the ass. And you do them. But you don’t then run around putting bullshitty frames around your profile pic extolling to fact that you filed your tax return or paid your registration, and then, not suggesting as much as rhetorically bludgeoning your friends to register their cars too. Why not? Because everybody else did the exact same thing already, and they didn’t need your dumb ass to encourage them to do it.
Stickers are for brave five-year-olds who don’t cry during the routine cleaning at the dentist’s office.
N.P.: “Hau Ruck (Spezial K Mix) – KMFDM
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