November 7, 2024

You must forgive me for my absence here the past couple of days.  I have been celebrating my ass off since Tuesday night!  Actually started drinking Tuesday morning when a trusted friend reminded me that you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.  The real party kicked into gear around 11:30 PST, after which point things become rather hazy.  The only reason we stopped earlier this afternoon was because there is an intense training tonight, a training during which I will almost certainly vomit due to the celebratory excesses committed during the last 36 hours or so.  But it will have been worth it!   I’m telling you, dearest and certainly temperate reader…it was a total Goat Dance!

Tomorrow I shall be sober, and I shall, if all goes well, have thoughts about this week’s events.

In the meantime, here is a handy list of all the people who have said (most of them twice now) that they will leave the United States if Big Don is re-elected.  Good riddance.

  1. Alec Baldwin
  2. Whoopi Goldberg
  3. John Legend
  4. Chrissy Teigen
  5. Ron Reiner
  6. Barbara Streisand
  7. Cher
  8. Nancy Pelosi
  9. Hillary Clinton
  10. Megan Rapinoe
  11. Tom Hanks
  12. Amy Schumer
  13. AOC
  14. Lady Gaga
  15. Taylor Swift
  16. Bill Gates
  17. Jane Fonda
  18. Madonna
  19. Mark Ruffalo
  20. Kim Kardashian
  21.  Bruce Springsteen
  22. George Clooney
  23. Hunter Biden
  24. Oprah
  25. Robert DeNiro
  26. Samuel L. Jackson
  27. Miley Cyrus
  28. Travis Kelce
  29. Bobbi Althoff
  30. Rashida Talib
  31. Stormy Daniels
  32. Anthony Fauci
  33. George Soros
  34. Diddy
  35. Eminem
  36. Ellen DeGeneres
  37. Sean Penn
  38. Sharon Stone
  39. Ashley Judd
  40. Tommy Lee
  41. Bryan Cranston
  42. Billy Joe Armstrong

Bonus:
Cher is supposed to blow her brains out.
Rob Reiner promised to light himself on fire.
Bono is to drive himself off a cliff.

Well?  Get to it.  Off you pop.  Or, alternatively, every one of these frauds is completely full of shit.  And always has been.

N.P.: “The Empire of Winds” – Alpine Universe

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