You must forgive me for my absence here the past couple of days. I have been celebrating my ass off since Tuesday night! Actually started drinking Tuesday morning when a trusted friend reminded me that you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning. The real party kicked into gear around 11:30 PST, after which point things become rather hazy. The only reason we stopped earlier this afternoon was because there is an intense training tonight, a training during which I will almost certainly vomit due to the celebratory excesses committed during the last 36 hours or so. But it will have been worth it! I’m telling you, dearest and certainly temperate reader…it was a total Goat Dance!
Tomorrow I shall be sober, and I shall, if all goes well, have thoughts about this week’s events.
In the meantime, here is a handy list of all the people who have said (most of them twice now) that they will leave the United States if Big Don is re-elected. Good riddance.
- Alec Baldwin
- Whoopi Goldberg
- John Legend
- Chrissy Teigen
- Ron Reiner
- Barbara Streisand
- Cher
- Nancy Pelosi
- Hillary Clinton
- Megan Rapinoe
- Tom Hanks
- Amy Schumer
- AOC
- Lady Gaga
- Taylor Swift
- Bill Gates
- Jane Fonda
- Madonna
- Mark Ruffalo
- Kim Kardashian
- Bruce Springsteen
- George Clooney
- Hunter Biden
- Oprah
- Robert DeNiro
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Miley Cyrus
- Travis Kelce
- Bobbi Althoff
- Rashida Talib
- Stormy Daniels
- Anthony Fauci
- George Soros
- Diddy
- Eminem
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Sean Penn
- Sharon Stone
- Ashley Judd
- Tommy Lee
- Bryan Cranston
- Billy Joe Armstrong
Bonus:
Cher is supposed to blow her brains out.
Rob Reiner promised to light himself on fire.
Bono is to drive himself off a cliff.
Well? Get to it. Off you pop. Or, alternatively, every one of these frauds is completely full of shit. And always has been.
N.P.: “The Empire of Winds” – Alpine Universe
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