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The three biggest problems facing modern society are daylight savings time, Juggalos, and the ability of people to comment on posts on websites.  There’s not much I can do about that first one until after the Revolution, once I’ve assumed power, when  I’ll abolish it and criminalize its practice.  As for Juggalos, well…they down with the clown, so two whoops.  But the ability of people to comment on posts on websites is an idea of the most putrid vintage.  When it started happening in the 90s, I had all sorts of panic attacks about the potential societal collapse which would inevitably result from the existence of comments on websites.  I had no idea what ended up happening would end up happening.  It’s horrible.  And don’t get me started on social media.  Christ.

So here’s the deal:  I want to hear what you have to say, whatever it may be. I really do.  If it’s something you like, send me an email.  If you wish for me to give the commencement address at your kid’s middle school graduation, send me an email.  There are plenty of opportunities to send me an email throughout this site…I implore you to use them.  I like getting email from people.  And I tend to write back.  So see?  We can have a conversation…just no audience.

If you attempt to comment on anything, you will be lampooned savagely and chaotically.  You have been warned.  And dared. Heh.

That is all.

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