She: I could only get us 5, so we’re gonna have to split one of them.
Me: That’ll work.
She: I need to get a pill-splitter or something. Because these pills aren’t scored.
Me: You don’t have a pill-splitter? You’re a health care professional. I figured you got one along with the stethoscope when you graduated.
She: Why would I split a pill? I have never taken half of anything in my entire life!
Me: My type of girl.
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