Category Archives: Lucubrations

October 17, 2021

I’m all kinds of pissed off, again, dear reader, as is pretty much my baseline these days…but I have to set all that aside to take a moment to recognize that it is finally fucking fall fo real in Fecal Creek, CA, and it is lovely.  Cool temps, gentle rain, longer nights.  Fucking right, fall.

N.P.: “Nellie the Elephant” – Toy Dolls

October 11, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

What’s crackin’, attractive reader?  I’m busy as hell, but just wanted to say hey.  We should be able to spend some more quality time together soon.

N.P.: “The Chauffeur” – Leather Strip

October 5, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I don’t think it’s true for the rest of Anhedonia County, but the good people of Fecal Creek, CA drive like absolute dildos.  Mother of fuck!  These people stop for green lights!  Things like merge lanes are simply unmanageable for these cretins.  And I am learning to absolutely dread any trip that takes me through the center of town and the one inexplicable roundabout…these people go completely to pieces.  Oftentimes, they get so confused and scared and frustrated that they just slam on the brakes, shove it into Park, and walk away.  Usually only to be mowed down by one of their neighbors that actually understands how roundabouts work.

N.P.: “Hunter’s Moon” – Ghost

October 3, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

‘Sup, Reader.  I took a couple days off (inasmuch as I “take days off”).  All is well.  But there is writing to do and there are asses to kick.  Back to it tomorrow.

N.P.: “U Don’t Have To Kiss Me Like That” – Billy Idol

September 28, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I’m on a project right now that’s keeping me pretty busy, but that should be alleviating soon.  Officially not going to Tijuana again this year…situation at the border is beyond fucked.  Going to have to raise hell closer to home.  Again.  Dammit.

N.P.: “Steep Climb” – Eric Gales, Zakk Wylde

September 26, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I had high hopes for this weekend, Dear Reader, but those hopes did not come to pass.  Too much life happening.  Alas.  Still managed to get into a little bit of trouble, though.  Totally worth it.

N.P.: “Something For Nothing” – The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band

September 25, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

What’s going on, Dear Reader?  I’m all out of sorts.  For myriad reasons, but also for no good reason at all.  I think I just need to learn to get more enjoyment out of life.  I need to get back to Tijuana…that’s the only place in the world I can really relax.

N.P.: “Sad But True” – Mexican Institute of Sound, La Perla, Gera MX, Metallica

September 23, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

It was unseasonably gross in The Shed today.  Autumn my ass.  It was ninety-goddamn-six today.  It’s oppressive and depressing and pisses me off.

N.P.: “Snakedance” – Killing Joke

September 21, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

It’s finally fucking Fall, erumpent reader.  The autumnal equinox.  This should be a joyous day, complete with a funeral and subsequent celebration for the death of this blasted summer, but summer apparently hasn’t received the memo that it is no longer welcome.  It’s 95° in The Creek today.  Odious.

N.P.: “The Chamber” – Lenny Kravitz