I think it’s very important for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future. ~ Kamala Harris

Me: This is bullshit.  I’m not signing an NDA…not for these clowns.
Mgmt: I figured that would be your position.  That’s not the worst of it.
Me: Oh God…what else?
Mgmt: They want everybody on their team to…
Me: I’m not on their shitty team.
Mgmt: …and anyone working with their team, including influencers and freelancers, to be fully vaxed and boosted.
Me: It’s 2024.  We knew the “vax” didn’t work two years ago.  They probably want everybody to wear slave masks too.
Mgmt: And I quote: “Harris for President requires all employees to be up to date on COVID-19 vaccination status as prescribed by the CDC as a condition of employment, unless prohibited by applicable law.  If you seek reasonable accommodation in relation to the campaign’s COVID-19 policy, you should speak to the HR Department prior to reporting to an office location.”
Me: The Supreme Court said vax status can’t be a condition of employment.
Mgmt: The administration has a habit ignoring the Supreme Court.
Me: Pathetic.  The Biden-Harris White House announced an end to the bullshit vax mandates for Federal employees back in May 2023.  What gives?
Mgmt: The Dems love COVID.  Kinda like a security blanket.
Me: Well, it doesn’t matter…I’m not going to be an “employee.”
Mgmt: That’s not how they see it.  In fact, if you want to get paid,  there’s an application you need to fill out.  Here…I’m sending it to you now.

Me:  Holy shit.  These people are seriously fucked.
Mgmt: Indeed. Then, I didn’t even bother to send it to you, there is an “optional diversity survey.”
Me: Yeah, you send that shit to me, you’re fired.  My pronouns are “go/fuck/yourself.”
Mgmt: You could check the “custom” box and let them know.
Me:  Look, they already owe me over $3000 for what I’ve done for them already, and I’m assuming you’re not going to be of any help collecting.
Mgmt:  That assumption is correct.
Me: Pussy.
Mgmt: Hey man…they’ve got the Secret Service and FBI on their side.  I’m not touching them.
Me: Like I said: pussy.
Mgmt:  Hey, you’re welcome to try to collect $3,000 from them however you’d like.
Me: Nah…I don’t have time.  But I’m probably going to open up the guns on their campaign.  Linguistically, I mean.
Mgmt: Do what thou wilt.

N.P.: “The Man” – Small Town Titans