Apparently another award show/hypocritical lecture fest ate shit in the ratings last night.  The Emmy’s.  Something like 143 people tuned in.  More people visited this site last night than watched the Emmy’s.  Viewership of last nights woke stroke-fest was the lowest in the history of the Emmy’s, somehow dropping a full 20% from last year, the previous holder of the lowest viewership in the history of the Emmy’s.
If this were literally any other show, and its ratings were down even 2-3% from the previous year, and certainly if it had just gotten the lowest ratings in history, it would have been cancelled before the sun rose the following morning.  Efforts would be being made to find and destroy any and all copies of the event so as to forget it ever happened.  But because this is another totally onanistic circle jerk that the average Hollywood ego must have in order to survive, they will likely try to do it again next year.  At some point, they’re going to figure out you can’t drop 20% too many times without literally losing the entire audience.
I think people are sick of these assholes.  I know I am.  You’d think these people had cured cancer this year, like they have earned a platform from which to lecture the non-Hollywood world endlessly and pointlessly.  Nope.  You made a TV show.  Great.  Shut the fuck up and go make another one.  Unlike awards shows, maybe people will actually watch.

N.P.: “Hearts and Minds” – Nitzer Ebb

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