I may or may have not posted anything here last night, and I’m too tired to check.  If I didn’t, I do apologize.  ‘Twas not my intention to be negligent.  The medically induced coma I’d ordered arrived a bit earlier than expected.  Which was great, as far as it went.  But yes.  And but so anyway, you know what pisses me off?  Internet articles with some fill-in-the-blank version of the following headline:  15 Things You Didn’t Know About _______.”  Horseshit, you presumptuous little shit.    More often than not, I knew all 15 before whatever intern who cobbled this turd of an article together was even born.  I’m usually impressed if I learn one factoid from these stupid things.  They evidently assume their readers know exactly nothing, since they’re turning this shit out multiple times a day.  I dunno.  Nevermind.

Oh shit, discerning reader…I think tonight’s previously ordered  medically induced coma is arriving right on time….

N.P. “Stinkfist” – TOOL