Question recently asked of random selected single men:  “Why are you still single?”

A few favorite answers:

  • “I just don’t want to date somebody that still gives a shit how many likes their duckface selfie gets and thinks they’re hot shit for drinking infinite Starbucks.”
  • “Some bitch ‘claimed’ my free hugs shirt and you can’t get other bitches without no free hugs.”
  • “Our tinder is a shit show filled with single moms wearing a camo hoodie.”

N.P.: “This Corrosion” – Maryslim

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