I started watching the Great British Baking Show.  Then they voted Lottie off.  I stopped watching the Great British Baking Show.
Goddammit, it’s not fair or even realistic to ask people to make 80s-themed ice cream cakes in some Covid tent in goddamn Berkshire in 40°C heat!  That is absurd.  Those responsible should be shot.  Then maybe I’ll start watching again.  Or they could just bring Lottie back.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar rules?  It was given two consecutive sentences.

“I still am not sure why he chose me to occupy one compartment in his life — the most compartmentalized life I’ve ever seen, trapped inside the loneliest soul I’ve ever met.  Few of his real friends knew who each other were, or even if they themselves were ‘real’ friends.  He didn’t like many people, and I still have no real idea why he abided me.” ~ Neal Karlen

N.P.: “We Speak No Americano (10th Anniversary Edit)” – Yolanda Be Cool, DCup