If one were to say that I slept my ass off last night, one would be correct.  I didn’t have a whole lot of ass to begin with, but after last night, nothing.  No way to sit down.  Nothing for anybody to try to kick.  Nada.  And it was totally worth it.  Slept my ass off.
Anyway, most resilient reader, how are things?  Grand, I hope.  Daily life here continues to be positively amazing with The Herd banished to their weird homes.  Virtually every aspect of life is improved.  No traffic, no noise, no endless bleating of idiots and their little opinions, no fucking neighbors or Jesus people hanging on the doorbell, no me answering the door with weapons in an attempt to convince them not to repeat their mistake.  That insipid Disneyland is closed until further notice.  It just doesn’t get better than this.  Or does it?  Let’s see what happens next week. 😉

N.P.: “The Diamond Sinners” – Pig