Hotel California was struck by lightning this afternoon during a slightly massive thunderstorm that showed up over Anhedonia today and seemed to just gain strength as it came south to Fecal Creek. At least that;’s the reason that goddamn charwoman gave me for all of my electronic appliances suddenly having clocks that blink 12:00 when I got home this afternoon. She might not be lying. I’ll have to review the security cam footage.
I am being exposed to someone who can’t seem to shut up about the idiotic “time change” coming up this weekend. I am contemplating setting her on fire. I mean, I won’t…the legal implications are far too severe to be acceptable. But the thought crosses.
Okay, back to work.
N.P.: “Bad Things” – Jace Everett