Hotel California was struck by lightning this afternoon during a slightly massive thunderstorm that showed up over Anhedonia today and seemed to just gain strength as it came south to Fecal Creek.  At least that;’s the reason that goddamn charwoman gave me for all of my electronic appliances suddenly having clocks that blink 12:00 when I got home this afternoon.  She might not be lying.  I’ll have to review the security cam footage.

I am being exposed to someone who can’t seem to shut up about the idiotic “time change” coming up this weekend.  I am contemplating setting her on fire.  I mean, I won’t…the legal implications are far too severe to be acceptable.  But the thought crosses.

Okay, back to work.

N.P.: “Bad Things” – Jace Everett