Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2022

Mother of God, dear reader…everything’s spun out of control.  I’ve just about gotten things straightened out, for the immediate time being at least, but it’s been a crazy few months.  It hasn’t rained in a year, that insipid daylight saving time is going to rear its moronic head very son, and I just killed the first hairy scary wolf spider of the year.  Wolf spiders were the second kind of spider I learned about as a kid (right after black widows, natch), and Anhedonia County is just lousy with them, and these fuckers are big.  And arrogant.  And far more confrontational than the black widows, who know when to make themselves scarce.  #arachnojihad2022

Took the newly christened Panty Dropper II for a bit of a spin today.  I have a few more adjustments and augmentations to make, but I’m liking it.

N.P.: “For Your Love Suite 2014 full version” – Chilly

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2022

A curse upon this empty sky!  No rain, no god…and no change in the forecast on either front.  I’m both bored and boring, both of which are completely unacceptable.  I’m going to have to cut loose soon, throw some sort of orgy/goat dance.  Like most other people, I’ve been pretty focused on keeping people alive and navigating a pandemic for the last couple years, which I’ve done with both aplomb and panache, but it’s left me bereft of bacchanalia.

N.P.: “Si Senor The Hairy Grill” – Yello

“Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.”  What he meant to say was. “The state of the union is well and truly fucked.  And I fucked it.”

N.P.: “99 Problems (Metal Version)” – Leo

Remembering Mary today and always.  And Bill and Marge as well.

If this ends up being the beginning of World War III, it warms my heart to know that it began with the words: “Russian Warship Go Fuck Yourself.”

N.P.: “Fear of the Dawn” – Jack White

I’m not sure which is greater: my respect for the Ukrainian government and people fighting for their lives and freedom against the predations of that cheap punk commie thug Putin, or the disgust and shame I feel for the Biden-led feckless West who have done and will continue to do exactly fuck all about any of it until it is Far Too Late.  Whomever voted for this incompetent, incontinent, doddering old cretin should recuse themselves from any involvement in future elections because holy shit.
I am literally sickened by these events and our pusillanimous lack of response.  These are dark days that are only going to get darker under the so-called “leadership” of a completely corrupt and criminally incompetent administration.

N.P.: “Heart Shaped Box” – Hybrid

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2022

All apologies and beggings of forgiveness, patient reader…I’ve been a bit occupied with familial obligations of late.  All is well, dear reader, and thanks for asking.  But yes…I’ve been unrealistically, Sisypheanly occupied.  I should be back more regularly soon.
Hats off to Spotify and Joe Rogan for standing strong against the moronic mob, and really (finally) knocking it on its ass.  See…that wasn’t so difficult, was it?

N.P.: “Never Gonna Rain” – Bryan Adams

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2022

Perhaps the worst of the many loathsome and contemptible aspects of cancel culture is the egregious hypocrisy of the pathetic woke sheep who engage in it.  It is in the spirit of shining a light on the slimy undercarriages of such bullshit that we offer you the following quote from pathetic hippy and apparently now medical expert Neil Young in 1985, at the height of the AIDS epidemic:  “You go to a supermarket and you see a faggot [sic] behind the fuckin’ cash register, you don’t want him to handle your potatoes.”
And now this no-talent hippy hack who openly advocated the avoidance of “faggots” because they’ll give you AIDS as solid public policy, wants to dictate what other people say about diseases and their treatments.  Keep on rockin’ in a free world, Neil, you miserable, irrelevant piece of ignorantly censorious shit.
The present batch of Americans who seem to care so little about free speech, and really the Constitution in general, will never cease to disgust me.

N.P.: “Fatso” – Warmduscher

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2022

Joni Mitchell and Nils Lofgren pulled their music from Spotify.  Tens of fans were upset.  Twats.

N.P.: “Satan Never Sleeps” – Timi Yuro