November 7, 2021

“Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.” ~ Barack Obama

I’ve never been a smoker of cigarettes, but in the late 90s, when California was pushing to ban smoking in bars and nightclubs, I was vociferous in my protests.  There I was, a non-smoker, who worked as a manager/dancer in a nightclub in San Francisco, hurling invective at any government official I interacted with during the time about people’s god given goddamn right to smoke.  My thinking was (and remains) that while the weak and infirm, children and elderly might need such protection from the government, there needed to be a place where informed, consenting  adults could gather to intentionally engage in unhealthy behavior and the government could kiss our consenting adult asses.

So, it is from a similar perspective that I address the present, far more dire tyranny being imposed on American citizens: the ludicrous, completely unscientific, unconstitutional, illegal vax mandate by the Brandon administration.  I am by no means “anti-vax.”  But my decision to get the vaccine, along with the myriad other decisions that I’ve made over the last year and a half about COVID was made by me, after discussion with family, based on information I’d synthesized from all available sources.  And those decisions, it turns out, were the correct ones: my decisions have worked out favorably, across the board.  No doubt luck had something to do with it, but still…. And I continue to recommend people get the vaccine.  That is not the issue.

The issue is liberty and freedom of choice.   The government has no place mandating anything regarding receiving vaccinations are putting any other chemical or substance into their bodies.  Neither Joe Biden nor any branch of the federal government has any legal authority to compel American citizens to take injections, even through insidious methods like deputizing OSHA and making taking the shot a condition of employment.  That’s absurd.  Particularly while not attaching any such mandate to receiving benefits from any federally funded benefits program.

I am not anti-vax…I am vehemently anti-mandate.

N.P.: “Let’s Go Brandon” – Bryson Gray

November 6, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

Today I had a McRib™ delivered to me, and I ate it while watching a brand new episode of Cops. This is living! AND, tonight, agreeable reader, the clocks change back to Standard Fucking Time and the sun starts setting when it should.  Today is a good day.

N.P.: “Swucca Chust” – Gramatik

November 1, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

Weird day, dear reader.  Started at 04:00.  Productive on all fronts.  Almost alarmingly so.  But I’ll take it.  Tomorrow should be a good day.

N.P.: “Let’s Go Brandon” – Bryson Gray, Chandler Crump, Tyson James

October 26, 2021

The frogs are have their requisite post-deluge Bacchanalia…the Electric Wetlands resound with the croaks and squeaks of cacophonous amphibian sex tonight.  Fuckin’ frogs.

N.P.: “American Hair Band (Slang Edit) – Tuff

October 23, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

I’m happy as a pig in shit today, dear reader.  The skies over Anhedonia County are black, and large glob-drops of rain are landing with gelatinous splats on the roof of The Shed.  That would be enough to make my mood amazing.  But add to that that I am languidly snacking on warm apple cider donuts, and you may start to understand exactly the amount of joy currently filling my heart.  Add to those wonderful things that the rain is not expected to stop for the next 24 hours and you have a very happy Jayson.

N.P.: “Always On My Mind (feat. Till Lindemann)” – Emigrate

October 17, 2021

I’m all kinds of pissed off, again, dear reader, as is pretty much my baseline these days…but I have to set all that aside to take a moment to recognize that it is finally fucking fall fo real in Fecal Creek, CA, and it is lovely.  Cool temps, gentle rain, longer nights.  Fucking right, fall.

N.P.: “Nellie the Elephant” – Toy Dolls

October 11, 2021

Art by Tasty Piece,©️ The Safehouse Collection 2021

What’s crackin’, attractive reader?  I’m busy as hell, but just wanted to say hey.  We should be able to spend some more quality time together soon.

N.P.: “The Chauffeur” – Leather Strip