Alright, California, let’s torch the slick-haired, smarmy-grinned facade of Gavin Newsom, our so-called governor who’s spend the last four years turning our state into a dystopian dumpster fire. It’s time we drag his sorry ass out of Sacramento before he slithers to a 2028 presidential run. It’s high time to end Newsom’s reign of failure, hypocrisy, and flip-flopping cowardice.

The COVID Clown Show: Newsom’s Biggest Failure
Let’s start with the crown jewel of Newsom’s incompetence: his handling of COVID-19. While Californians were locked down, businesses crushed, and kids robbed of their education, Newsom was sipping wine maskless at the French Laundry with his elitist cronies. Rules for thee, but not for me, huh, Gav? He obliterated small businesses with draconian mandates while letting Hollywood keep filming—because, apparently, movie sets dodge viruses, but your local diner doesn’t. His vaccine obsession and school closures dragged on longer than a bad Netflix series, leaving kids academically stunted and parents desperate. When Delta hit, he flipped faster than a pancake, lifting restrictions not because of science but because his recall polls were tanking. Leadership? More like a weathervane in a shitstorm.

Cities in Ruin, But Polished for a Dictator
Look at Sacramento, San Francisco, and Los Angeles—once vibrant, now crumbling under Newsom’s watch. Homeless encampments sprawl like urban cancer, crime spikes unchecked, and businesses flee faster than rats from a sinking ship. San Francisco’s Tenderloin is a fentanyl-fueled zombie apocalypse, while L.A.’s streets double as open-air asylums. Sacramento? A ghost town where hope goes to die. But when Xi Jinping, China’s commie-in-chief, rolled into San Fran in 2023, Newsom miraculously cleaned the streets overnight. Homelessness vanished, needles disappeared, and the city sparkled like a propaganda reel. One week later, it was back to squalor. Priorities, right? Newsom’s fine letting Californians drown in filth, but he’ll roll out the red carpet for a dictator. Pathetic.

Bankrupting Medi-Cal for Political Points
Here’s a real gut-punch: Newsom’s bleeding Medi-Cal dry to fund healthcare for millions of illegal immigrants. California’s budget deficit is a gaping $73 billion wound, yet he’s pouring billions into free medical care for people who aren’t even supposed to be here. Meanwhile, citizens—veterans, the working poor—struggle to afford doctor visits. It’s not compassion; it’s a cynical vote-buying scheme dressed up as altruism. Newsom’s bankrupting our state to pad his progressive resume, and we’re the ones stuck with the bill.

The High-Speed Rail to Nowhere
And let’s talk about Newsom’s pet disaster: the high-speed rail project. Promised as a futuristic link between L.A. and San Fran, it’s now a $100 billion boondoggle with nothing to show but overpriced dirt piles in Fresno. Costs have ballooned, deadlines evaporated, and Newsom keeps funneling cash into this black hole while our roads crumble and public transit rots. He sold it as a green dream, but it’s a monument to his arrogance—proof he’d rather chase vanity projects than fix what’s broken. Californians deserve better than this money pit.

Stealing Kids for “Misgendering”
Then there’s his Orwellian attack on parents. Newsom’s pushed policies letting the state yank kids from families for “misgendering”—as if calling your son “he” instead of “they” makes you unfit to raise him. This is straight-up authoritarian lunacy. He’s weaponizing child protective services to enforce woke dogma, trampling parental rights while claiming it’s about “protecting” kids. Newsom’s not protecting anyone—he’s building a surveillance state where families fear his thought police.

2025: The Year of the Spineless Flip-Flop
Now, eyeing the White House, Newsom’s shedding his progressive skin like a snake. In 2025, he’s done a 180 on everything he once preached, and it’s as shameless as it sounds.

Trans Men in Women’s Sports: After years of championing “inclusion,” Newsom’s suddenly “uncomfortable” with biological males dominating women’s athletics. Funny how that clarity hit when national polls showed most Americans agree it’s unfair. Where was this spine when he signed bills forcing schools to let men compete as women?

Ditching “Latinx” and Woke Nonsense: The guy who sprinkled “Latinx” in every speech like it was glitter now claims he never liked it. On his new podcast, “This is Gavin Newsom,” he’s mocking the identity politics he built his career on. It’s not growth; it’s a calculated pivot to woo moderates. Newsom’s not evolving—he’s pandering, and it’s insulting.
These aren’t principled changes; they’re the moves of a political chameleon who’ll say anything to climb the next rung. He’s betting we’re too stupid to notice his hypocrisy. Prove him wrong.

The Recall: Our Last Chance to End This Nightmare

Here’s the good news: the fight to recall Newsom is alive and kicking in 2025. After the 2021 effort fell short—thanks to Newsom’s fear-mongering and deep-pocketed allies—activists, led by groups like Rescue California, are back with a vengeance. They’ve got until September to gather 1.3 million signatures, and the momentum’s building. X is ablaze with rage—Californians calling him corrupt, a liar, the worst governor ever. The vibe’s clear: we want him gone.
This isn’t just about Newsom’s policies; it’s about purging the evil he represents—arrogance, elitism, and betrayal of everything California stands for. He’s not governing; he’s auditioning for president, and we’re just props in his ego trip. Enough is enough.

Join the Recall, Save California
California, it’s time to rise up. Sign the recall petition. Volunteer with groups like Rebuild California. Spread the word on X, at the grocery store, in your group chats. Newsom’s counting on our apathy—let’s hit him with a tidal wave of outrage instead. We can’t let this slick-talking fraud destroy our state for another day, let alone parade his failures on a national stage in 2028. Recall Gavin Newsom. Fire him. And let’s take our Golden State back from his greasy, hypocritical claws.  https://rescuecalifornia.org/

N.P.: “Hedonista” – Dead Chic