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Wedlocked Out.
INT – BAR – NIGHT
Me: Goddammit.
Brother From Another Mother: Now what’s wrong?
Me: This is just ridiculous.
BFAM: What’s ridiculous?
Me: That we’re not married.
BFAM: Dude…I’m flattered as all hell, and you know I love you, but…
Me: Not to each other, you blowhole. That neither one of us is married. To anybody. Why the hell are we single?
BFAM: Um…because we want to be? Since when do you want to be married? Continue reading
Word o’ the Day
prelapsarian
adj.
Characteristic of the time before the Fall of Man; innocent and unspoiled.
Mynd
Sunrise’s quiet
while I silence
the riots
inside.
Wilde Dreamer
“Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” ~ Oscar Wilde
I’ll be back.
Dear Reader,
I am without an internet connection for a bit, but I’ll be back soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this video of two guys in Africa who really love ice cream and are quite convinced that you do too.
Happy Belated Birthday, Uncle Edgar.
Sorry it’s a few days late. I’ve been busy. He’d understand.
