Partial Transcript of  Strategy Rap Session, Sunday, 13 June 2025, In The Safe House, Fecal Creek, CA.  Participants: Jayson Gallaway, Author and Presumptive Gubernatorial Candidate, Boochie Collins, Drug Dealer and Political Analyst/Advisor.

Jayson: We need something better than that.  Something with some flair, but not too much flair.  Something with pizzazz.  Something with élan.  Something with some goddamn panache!  And we need it for tonight’s rally.
Boochie:  There’s a rally tonight?  Holy shit.  Since when?
Jayson: Since I decided to have a rally tonight, which was in the middle of the night last night when I couldn’t sleep.
Boochie: Shit, man…I’m your campaign manager…I need to know about these things.
Jayson: I just told you.  Now you know.  Now we need a slogan.
Boochie: How about Make California Great Again?
Jayson: How about no, you unoriginal dolt.
Boochie: But isn’t that what you’re trying to do?
Jayson:  Damn right.  But that’s not the point.
Boochie:  So what’s the point?
Jayson:  The point is I can’t run for governor and expect to win without a kickass slogan.  What else is on your list?
Boochie:  Well, I don’t know.  If you didn’t like that first one, you’re probably not going to like the rest.
Jayson:  Dude, I need a slogan!  Read!
Boochie:  Uh…how about this: “Jayson – Fuck It, Let’s See What Happens.”
Jayson:  Jesus, Booch…if you’re not going to take this seriously….
Boochie: I do take it seriously.  I was just spitballing.
Jayson:  You were just high. Were you high when you wrote these?
Boochie: Not those two…I did get high as hell later and I think I came up with a couple.  Lemme see….
Jayson: Hit me.
Boochie:  Here…”Jayson for Governor: He’ll Get Things Done.”
Jayson: ….
Boochie: ….
Jayson:  Booch…you always come through in a clinch. Yes!  There it is!  Simple, to the point.  I love it.
Boochie:  Does it have panache?
Jayson:  Fuck yeah it does, Booch…fuck yeah it does.
Boochie:  So what do we do now?
Jayson:  With the slogan?  Well, tomorrow we’ll call Finger and have his weird manservant stick it on a bunch of t-shirts and bumper stickers…shit like that.  But first, we must celebrate!  You and me, on the town. Let’s get weird.
Boochie:  Yes…let’s!
Jayson:  Because you know what comes before Part B…
Jayson and Boochie:  Partaaaaaaaaaay!
Boochie: But…wait a sec.
Jayson: Now what?
Boochie: What about what you just said for a slogan?
Jayson: What did I just say?
Boochie: How ’bout this: “Jayson for Governor – Let’s Get Weird!”
Jayson:  ….
Boochie:  ….
Jayson:  Damn.  It does have a ring to it.
Boochie: And we are talking about California…clearly the weirdest state in the U.S.
Jayson:  Shit.  We may have to reconsider the slogan.  But only over cocktails…let’s go!
Boochie: When was the last time you checked on your marijuana?
Jayson: Good thinking!  It’s been a couple of days.  We should probably see how it’s doing before we go to the bar.
Boochie: Yes, we’d probably better had.
Jayson:  And then we need to start writing out a platform…get my actual plans on paper.  We need to figure out how to be taken seriously.  This campaign needs so goddamn gravitas!
Boochie: We can do that at the bar.
Jayson: Indeed.

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