Number of times thus far in January that I have angrily but accurately addressed the incompetent driver in front of me on the freeway as “you minivan motherfucker” whilst threatening and detailing painful kickings of ass unless their driving improved posthaste: 7. Number of those with handicap plates: 4. Number from Oregon: 3.
N.P.: “99 Problems” – Hugo
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