Wearing masks in public is giving everybody two or three extra points, which points will immediately dissipate upon removal of the mask. Like, if you’re a solid 3, throw a mask over half of that ugly mug and bam…you’re a 5 or 6. This is, of course, because you are withholding information from people looking at you, and the human mind tends to fill in any blanks it finds, and so in the absence of accurate information, people will fill in these blanks with information most suitable to them. So left to idealize half of someone’s appearance, people do, which creates an impossible standard for people to subsequently meet in reality. Once bars and restaurants again become popular mating grounds, and people walk in wearing masks only to take them off to eat or drink, some variation of the phrase, “Ooof…holy shit…put the mask back on,” will be all-too-commonly whispered amongst tablemates about newly arrived neighbors.
The language wars continue. Just a quick update about things I saw today:
“Incel Culture” – No. There is no such thing. It’s the inability to get laid, and the ineptitude of virgins is not my concern. Nor is it yours. It’s up to them…just figure it out like the rest of us did. What you’ve been doing clearly hasn’t worked. So change. But don’t bother me about it.
“Toxic Masculinity” – This is a pathetically masked and wrong-headed attempt to reframe general assholishness as either a specifically masculine quality or an inevitable quality of being masculine. Which is patently bullshit. This is completely fallacious rhetoric and shouldn’t be used…it would be extremely easy to weaponize it in an equally fallacious argument against certain aspects of femininity. But we would never do such a thing. But knock it off.
“Microaggressions” – Just go fuck yourself.
Also, I am tempted to start shooting at the next person that uses the term “self-care” in my presence.
Sorry, dear reader…I’ve been pretty edgy lately. As far as I can tell, it can’t be helped. Maybe tomorrow will be better. For what it’s worth, it’s been pretty good for the writing today.
N.P.: “Step Up (I’m On It)” – Maylene and the Sons of Disaster