Whats going on, dear reader?  I hope you are well.
It warms my heart to watch extroverts have to really work at “social distancing.”  It’s cute the way they announce it as they’re doing it, like they feel it necessary to explain themselves for not hugging you or shaking your hand or otherwise wanting to touch you pointlessly.  You don’t need to explain that, extroverts…we get it.  What you really need to explain is why you’ve felt compelled to fucking hug us every time it’s been more than two hours since we last saw each other.  There’s simply no need for that.
#RiseOfTheIntroverts

N.P.: “I Just Had Sex” – The Lonely Island, Akon